I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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