She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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