But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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