that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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