conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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