You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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