Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
He has the fingertips of a God
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