So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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