Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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