we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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