i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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