can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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