The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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There r osticjed everywhere
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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