guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You ate ashes out of my bong
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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