I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I think I sprained my soul last night
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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