this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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