Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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