Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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