You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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