i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You can't motorboat a personality
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
We were destined to go to rehab together
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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