Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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