I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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