You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
