That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I faked an abortion last night.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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