dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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