Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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