We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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