Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I want to fling myself into the sun
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