Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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