I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
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