Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Im part way to drunk.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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