You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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