My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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