Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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