New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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