you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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