you win again, gameday.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Dicks are not precious.
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