just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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