I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
