Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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