You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
this boner is exhausting
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in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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