i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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