Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
