i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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