So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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