I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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