Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
God, I missed his penis.
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