the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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