Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I smell like Dick and happiness
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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