I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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