He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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