I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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