Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
